December 2009
15 posts
“Well, I received high praise for that article I wrote about what I wanted to be...”
– Andrew (Ed note: I, too, wanted to be Boba Fett, but I also wanted to be a bunny rabbit.)
“I just tasted soap in an ice cube. Yesterday, I fell down my mom’s steps...”
– unfortunately, yours truly
“Too bad there’s no emoticon for ‘big ass elephant in the room’”
– @povertyjetset
“I can’t read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed...”
– Tracy Jordan, 30 rock
“All I want in life is for my laundry to fold itself, to fall in love and to eat...”
– yours truly
“Seriously, if “dating” were a job, I would quit.. even if that meant...”
– My friend Ben
“The difference between waiting for fruit to ripen and reading an expiration...”
– Something I said in a dream, woke up and wrote down.
“You’re what happens when two substances collide.”
– Andrew Bird, The Nervous Tic Motion of the Head to the Left
“Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man wanted to make a million...”
– L Ron Hubbard (AND THEN HE CREATED SCIENTOLOGY.)
“Design is where science and art break even.”
– Robin Mathew
“Ben: Bianca is throwing love around today with wild abandon!
Bianca: Um, the...”
“DIE IN A FIRE BIANCA. A FIRE MADE OF DICKS.”
– Jon, after I sent him an ebay link for an auction to buy a fake beard.
“Aren’t you the man who told me to live every week like it’s shark...”
– Kenneth, 30 Rock
“Between drinking soda and having a macbook on my lap for past four years…...”
– Yours truly
“If love is the answer, can you please repeat the question?”